Last day of the American circus and it’s nearly time to come home. We go to CBS and see clips of Harper’s Island and the Beverly Hills spin-off 90210. We see a full hour of The Cleaner and, with unintentional and irritating irony, I messily spill my popcorn all over the floor.

We also hear that Man Utd beat Chelsea in a thrilling final. Shame we missed that – what with all this hard work. After the game…err…CBS, we head for NBC. They talk us though their new shows that will hit the network between September and March. We see a reel of Kings starring Ian McShane and then we’re out into the final few hours of LA sunshine before the red-eye home. Err… that is as soon we can find the valet parking guy with our car keys…



