I little thought I’d ever make it into Heat magazine.
But a vast double spread photograph this week finds me one side of the photo and the Strictly Come Dancing and S Club 7 star Rachel Stevens the other.
I was doing nothing more exciting than posting a form to the tax man, when I became aware of a gaggle of paparazzi on motor bikes and on foot in the middle of London’s Primrose Hill village.
There’s a good Greek restaurant on the corner opposite the post box and it is said that Kate Moss eats there – a relief to know that she eats at all.
Paps have been seen before, staking her out, or even ‘out-steaking her’.
I assumed this was their mission again, and maybe it was. Suddenly the shutters began crackling, and I realised I was in the frame.
I told them I was only a hack and of no interest. Ms Stevens, who I had not met, passed and said sweetly, “hello Jon”, and I thought no more about it. So this is what sells Heat?




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Never read the mag, but might have to now! Come to think of it, I’m due to go to the hairdresser’s soon – I’m sure they’ve got a copy…
By the way..”only a hack and of no interest” – that’s a bit modest to come from someone like yourself!
fame at last!
p.s i had a saucy dream about you last night LOL
I can imagine the picture editor’s reaction when the pap phoned and said ‘I’ve got a great scoop – Jon Snow posting a letter to the tax man.’
I’ve just finished reading Shooting History; what an absolutely fabulous book. Please write more.
Jon,
You should not underestimate yourself! I must have a look at Heat now.
For some reason your description reminded me of a 1930’s Al Capone-style drive-by shooting. First drag, now in Heat magazine. I’m worried: what next?
Classic London life…
A walk on part with Rachel Stevens…..
‘to die for Jon’…you were so not phased I trust..
Jon Snow…part actor..films, commercials (price marking), satire, dramadocs..etc committed hack…all honest trades..
and now a walk on part with Rachel Stevens……
And she complimented you…recognition or what!..street cred and Heat …!
Proposal…’Rachel and Jon’ promoting prompt tax returns …..lucky Jon
‘Just posting a form to the taxman’, eh? I’m surprised that Heat didn’t turn it into ‘Jon And Rachel’s Secret Tryst By Postbox (Did S-Clubber Melt The Snow?)’!!
Never read the magazine; But, congrats to you…Jon regarding the Heat Magazine interview….
=Dennis Junior=
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