April 27, 2012 4:36 pm 2 Comments

Good news! Of a sort, at least. You may remember way back in February I auditioned to become a performer in the Opening Ceremony of the London 2012 Paralympic Games.  Well, a mere eight weeks later, LOCOG have gotten back to me with the following email… First things first, what the hell is a 99-GAVOTTE-B?!? An [...]

February 29, 2012 1:37 pm 5 Comments

Instinct upon entering the rehearsal room was to start sizing up my competitors, at which point we were told over the tannoy that our fellow auditionees should not be regarded as competition. Instead, our suitability for being selected as one of the 5,000 performers needed for the Paralympic Games Opening Ceremony was to be judged [...]